Kanye West and Bianca Censori. Picture: X/@deepu_drops
According to a report in the “Daily Mail”, the couple, who have been married for two years, have reportedly called it quits, with legal proceedings set to begin soon.
Which brings us to the question: Is this the sixth time we’ve heard this? Because every time the rumour mill churns out a breakup story, they pop up somewhere looking as coupled up as ever - flaunting their relationship (or should we call it an agreement?) to the world.
And let’s not forget about Italy, where Ye and Censori made headlines for all the wrong reasons last year. Their trip was a media circus.
While cruising the canals, West was photographed in a compromising position with Censori, leading to speculation about what exactly was happening in broad daylight.
Their actions got them temporarily banned from a Venetian boat rental company, and the whole internet had a field day.
But we’re here for the present. A so-called source (who are these sources even?) claims that Censori is currently staying in their Los Angeles mansion, while Ye’s whereabouts remain a mystery.
Some believe he might be heading back to Tokyo, where he spent a good portion of last year hiding out in a hotel.
Meanwhile, Censori is reportedly set to receive a $5 million payout—because, of course, people are already doing the maths.
Then there’s Ye’s latest Instagram moment, where he posted the phrase: “Is the coercion.”
No context, no explanation - just those three words. But the internet wasn’t about to let that slide.
An AI-generated response quickly followed, explaining, “Yes, coercion is illegal. Coercion is the act of forcing someone to do something against their will through threats or intimidation.”
Yikes. The post vanished within minutes.
And once again, fools get fooled. Because, in classic Ye fashion, just when the breakup rumours reached their peak, “The Hollywood Reporter” confirmed that the couple was very much together, spending their Valentine’s Day in Los Angeles.
Yeezy representative Milo Yiannopoulos shut down the gossip, saying: “Ye and Bianca are in Los Angeles, about to enjoy Valentine’s Day together.”
He also made it clear that any real updates would come from them directly: “Announcements about their private life will come from them directly, not unsourced rumour in the tabloid press.”
Oh, and he even had a little dig at the media gossip, joking: “Is this the fifth or is it the sixth time the press has wrongly reported that Ye and Bianca are separating? I’ve lost track.”
At this point, it’s a never-ending soap opera, with Ye and Censori keeping everyone guessing, except when it comes to her fashion choices, where absolutely nothing is left to the imagination.